EMI: the three stages of life

Three stages of life:

Birth
What the hell is this?
Death

Also what are you meant to do if a chipmunk comes flying through you window, lands on your bed and taps its foot expectantly while you have the last slice of pizza in the entire universe ?

EMI: Movie marathon....😂❤

So basically before we started talking we always wanted to have a movie marathon (yes we haven't met  but over FaceTime) well before we started talking freely since my parents never allowed us to talk at first, and now we're having just that right now

We've decided to watch:

Harry Potter and the order of the Phoenix 

Pitch perfect 2

Cabin in the woods

And maybe add one two more movies after , but that's a good six hours of movies 

FINALLY YES

EMI: YASSS

Okay so my aunts came to England and I'm super happy YASSS!!! Sorry for no update

EMI: mermaids babes ❤️️❤️️🐋🐠🐟🐬🐳

Okay so guess what...

Kat got her phone back and imma tell that jerk to UPDATE the god damn blog and to do so every day or I will murder her...thanks to everyone who views this blog even with my weirdness but that's what I'm loved for!!!

Anyways me and Kat have re-started on our MER-shifting if you know what I mean 😉😉

My best friend from my home country is coming to meet me and so is my aunty

I'm also getting a new baby cousin since my aunty is having a baby YAY cross ur fingers for a girl!

We've decided that I'll take the notes and Kat will copy them down being the lazy ass she is , and we will both do the drawings...also we will probs spend an hour a day on it

That's it for now
I love ya'll thanks a lot for all the views I'm surprised !


Love,
Emidaunicorn🦄♥️

EMI: 😑

What's up? I'm a bit depressed lately but I'll get over it I don't wanma  get it to u guys so imma keep away for a while

HEYA guys: EMI

I'm gonna lecture KAT to start updating....

How r y'all?
Idk why but I'm in a super HAPPY mood and i was late night texting KAT!♥️♥️

She thinks she can convince her mom for her phone back and I hope so this girl needs to start updating...imma kill her if not!

Anyways not much new just finished cleaning my room and will soon play Xbox with one of my school friends..yes I love Xbox I'm not really a girly girl to say but I do like dressing up every once in a while!

For Instance I'm gonna shower and I'm trying this facial mask to get rid of acne and green tea soaked cotton pads to get rid of black circles...

I'm a girl too 🙁

My necklace broke... unless u don't know me and Kat have necklaces both half a heart with partners in crime written on them once joined together

I'm so glad my exams r over just an English mock coming up and a French writing and speaking test...I could bunk 😉😉

That's it for today

Bye lovies and thanks a lot to everyone who reads my blog regularly it means a lot to me!

Emidaunicorn 🦄💞💖

EMI: another struggle?

Hey sorry for not updating  but there's big news....

Kat's mom has taken away her phone meaning she's taken away our only source of contact (she's only giving it for a few hours a day to talk to me but that's not enough she needs it so she can talk to me while having anxiety! So I can calm her down!)  we tried convincing her but it ended up in tears at first she wasn't replying to my messages to which I thought she's forgotten about me and she thought I'd forgotten about her last night she face timed me telling me what had happened while crying, and this made me cry cuz why must we go through so many struggles just to talk to eachother? We're best friends for gods sake! I just hope we make it through all the challenges that are thrown at us! I don't know what's more to come but I promise you Kat we will make it through every single one of them...I PINKIE promise you that we will remain besties forever!

I would never forget you ever

One good thing happened through out this...ILL be meeting KAT the summer after this AKA after my gcse's in year 11 ( for those of u who don't know what GCSE's r it's basically the last exam of Highschool and then u move onto college)

I'd probably be 15 (almost 16) but it'll be worth it....

I never thought I'd be this excited for my final exams but considering the circumstances I really am!


I love you so much Kat, nothing will break us apart
Break the distance 💖💞💖💞💖
Emitheunicorn

EMI: random?

Okay so new update!

I'm getting a unicorn school bag!
My maths test went good....I think?
My friends in school have started talking to me again! Yay!

I'm crying cuz I need a 5sos concert!

And I made a tumblr!! So follow meh ily!

Tumblr: unicornbish

Kill me: EMI

okay so sorry for not updating in a while, oops! Anyways things at school have gotten way better for me and thank god they have idk what id do otherwise! anyways ive got a math test tomorrow which could result in me either moving in a higher class or lower... :(

ANYWAYS THE FUN PART IS THAT IM GETTING MORE UNICORN STUFF

Im getting a unicorn school bag and gym bag, im also gonna grad a keyr ring and unicorn clothes which are adorable.. plus me and my friend r having a debate on whos a better unicorn and obv its me duh!

thats it for now to anyone who reads this blog thanks a lot luv yall!

EMI THE UNICORN QUEEN

EMI: upset 😢

Okay so I'm pretty upset these days since one of my school friends won't
Talk to me and i apologised so many times but they still won't forgive me 😢

But the good thing is that yesterday I went to Asda and found a unicorn onesie!!
I created a racket telling my mom to buy it for me ofc and my sister won a gold fish in a fair which we decided to call professor Bob..it suits him a lot he's my baby

We have three other fish but they were all bought from a aqua petshop ( is that what u even call it?)

Anyways that's it for now wish me luck in getting my friend to
Forgive me 😢 🦄

Surprised Kat! : EMI

Okay so hey guys today at 4 am uk timing ( 12 am Canadian timing) I messaged Kat with a video I made for her, I also posted a long ass paragraph on facebook! I also sent her a voice message telling her how we met and all the dates we met and stopped talking including the struggles and I really hope  she liked it! Anyways I'm inlove with 5sos the band and that's all for now!

KATS birthday? : EMI

Okay so hey guys!! Let's get to the point, tomorrow's KATS birthday and I've got the biggest surprise for her on facebook! I've got a few ideas so get ready Kat ily🦄❤️😂

Kat 

Hey guys, I apologize for not updating as frequently as my other half but I've been super busy. Friday night I actually dyed my hair red which took absolutely ages. And now Em wants blue in her hair. I've been in a weird mood lately, not a bad one but not a good one but I don't want to bring that vibe to the blog! And if any of you ever wanna talk just let me know :) Em doesn't like talking to strangers but I'm pretty open to a kik or instagram chat. That's all for now... Bye guys. 

(Break this distance with us)

EMI blue?

I need to meet Kat! I hate her cuz she won't come to England!

P.s ILY Kat and I want highlights in my hair
Probs blue

EMI: MAKEUP!?

Does anyone else hate make up? I despise it but I'm gonna use an app to see how I look with it ! 🦄💖

UnicornQueen 🦄💖

EMI: YUMMY

Hiya unicorns! GONNA HAVE WAFFLES YAY!!

EMI: MATHS :(

Okay so the unicorn queen has a huge maths test coming in about two weeks time and this is my chance to get a part time job..... and thats because good grades= me get reward= convincing parents by showing proof i study= part time job as reward YAY!!! help me study someone :(

😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😴😴😴


i wanna dye my hair.....

Facts about the unicorn queen : EMI

Okay I'm not that weird...am I? If I am deal with it KAT knows she's loves me ANYWAYS I DIDNT GIVE  FACTS ABOUT THE UNICORN QUEEN aka me

so here ya go
• I'm 14 years old
•I wanna be a mermaid when I'm older
• I play the violin
• I am absolutely nuts
• idc whether PPL r pan sexual bisexual lesbian gay transgender and etc
•if u don't know me I'm a quite ass
• if u know me I'm as crazy as a chimpanzee JK
•I have never tried nutella( DONT KILL ME I SWEAR ILL TRY IT)
•I'm outgoing
•i love art
• I'm going to do homework now which I hate

THATS ALL I CAN THINK OFF ILY ALL!!


Unicorn queen ou BAII 🦄🦄🦄

P.s KAT they love my weird self!

Kat

Uh hey everybody who visits this blog (surprised you do even with Em's weirdness ;) )

I'm pretty new to blogging so sorry if I'm pretty shitty at this... 

Here are a few facts about me: 

-I love Harry Potter more than my life 

-I speak French 

-I spend at least 90% of my time on the internet 

-I have terribly bad anxiety
-I'm 14
-I have my nose pierced
-I'm pansexual
-I dye my hair black, but I'm a natural blonde.
-I'm going to England this summer to visit Em.
-I hate maltesers (SARCASM DONT SHOOT ME PLS)
-I am the youngest of 6

-I'm Canadian! 

And yeah... That's pretty much all for now but I'll probably post again soon.

(Break this distance with us <3) 

-Kat 

EMI: DOLORES UMBRIDGE IS JUST...UGH!

HEy guys so I just got back from school and was reading Harry Potter and Dolores umbridge is the biggest jerk ever and ughhhh!!!!! I love Harry Potter tho and also don't judge me but I love the character Draco I mean not his jerking attitude I just like his character..OOO AND ALSO ILL BE WATCHING FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM YASSS!!! Any other Potter heads?

EMI : A little update

Hey guys, so im gonna tell kat to start updating so people can see her point of view too but otherwise nothing much happened. I miss her a lot tho <3 anyways we havent talked in two days :( but the time table i made so my parents would let me get a part time job, linking to our idea is going pretty well ill ask my parents in december tho, i think thats about it for now , OH YEAH AND IVE STARTED MY SHIFTING AGAIN (some people may not know what this means but those of you who do, you got the magic blood!)


Emidaunicorn

IDEA💡

Hey guys it's me EMI and at the moment me and Kat  have an idea on how we can meet we're thinking if we both get part time jobs and collect enough money for KATS return and getting here ticket we might be able to meet this summer! 😬😬😬😬😬 excited!!!

EMI: our full story ♥️

Me and Kat met on the 29th of June 2016 on a website called CPPS.me. We weren't that close at first but later we started doing crazy stuff together! We started making puns based on UTENSILS!!(you'll see what I mean at the end). Anyways I added her on insta and we talked for a month or two on that and I finally decided to tell my parents about her. Now this is where hell broke down. My parents broke all contact between us , I don't blame them tho they just want my safety. I wasn't allowed to talk to her and I thought all hope was lost then but then a week later i talked to her again and i skyped her (without my parents permission which was wrong I know but I had no choice so I don't regret it if u want the truth). We skyped a lot and then I ended up giving her my phone number! We chatted and chatted and it was amazing. Then the best day of my life came my parents found out and THEY LET ME TALK TO HER AFTER MONTHS OF CONVINCING!!!! (Happy dance)!! From then on we continued making memories bringing us to this page rn and we share everything with eachother I honestly couldn't ask for a better best friend, And I would do ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING to meet her it's my dream. ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄😝😝😝😝

Our first blog : EMI

A little about us! 🦄

Hiya guys! Me and Kat are internet besties and have a goal of meeting we have known eachother for about 5 months now and I must say it was a huge struggle to keep in contact! Our story is quite a hmm harsh  as I wasn't allowed to talk to her because my parents didn't let me. We talked a lot though and we still do I love her she's my other half (obv I mean in a friendship way) Anyways having an online friend that's thousands of miles away can be really hard  so I decided to start this blog to build up our memories KAT UR my other half and we will break the distance 🦄❤️💜💗

P.s Kat will be posting too our names will be in the title so you know which one of us is posting ♥️