EMI: OUR FLUFFIN MEETING DATE CONFIRMED!

Hi, hello, good afternoon, yes child you did read the title right, yes child this is the crazy unicorn queen, no child you may not have my cookies....

ME AND KAT ARE MEETING ON THE 3RD OF MARCH 2018, CAN YOU BELIEFE THAT! THATS LESS THAN A YEAR!!!! I CANT WAIT, WE WERE
BOTH LITERALLY CRYING ON THE PHONE AND OML JWOENOABFKAND 😆😆😆😆😆

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Love
DaUnicornQueen

EMI: TRAFFIC

Heya ma potatos, don't worry here's an update after absolutely forever, DONT BE MAD I HAVE AN EXCUSE SKAOTMWPRNWORBQO......I was stuck in traffic, but on a serious note, since our last update a lot has happened and changed in both our personal lives, Kat decided to get a haircut too and it looks hawtttttt ily katttt, anyways I don't think either of us are comfortable sharing with the world what happened over the short "break" we had from this blog, but maybe one day!!! Sorry for not updating, but enough with that serious dragon poop, no I'm not five years old I'm 14, ANYWAYS HIIII IM BACK, AND SO WILL KAT ONCE I SPANK HER, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THE BLOG VIEWS, I LOVE YALL SO MUCH, Oooo and guess what!?!? I got a unicorn hoodie and giant slippers, yes I'm amazing I know, that's all I can think of at the moment but I promise to give regular updates!

Love
DaUnicornQueen

EMI: wattpad babes

Hey peeps! Anyone use wattpad? You do? THATS GREAT GO CHECK OUT MY BOOK, "Acting alive" it's a bit sad and it's by the username UnicornMoma it has humour too, ily if you read this, if u don't I still Ily

Love

DaUnicornQueen

So basically I had a blanket on my head and almost fell down
The stairs, that was a quick summary of my entire life! ❤❤🦄🦄

Hey, it's kat. Sorry I don't update often but I honestly don't have a huge excuse for it. It's currently Christmas break so I'm trying to savor the last weeks before exams.I don't know what to tell you guys lol, I'm not good at this whole blogging thing. I guess an update could be that I have a girlfriend who I am completely in love with.. in case you guys didn't know, I'm pansexual. Her name is max and she's amazingly adorable. (Edit 2 weeks later: She didn't love me, nope. All lies nvm. ) I'll be meeting her in person this summer as she lives 10 hours away. But I won't be able to meet Em for two more years. As I say to Em all the time "She might be my soulmate, but you will always be the love of my life." And if you guys have any questions about long distance friendships/relationships or anything you wanna ask, go ahead. Sorry these blog posts are so rambly and shitty. I love you guys and thanks for reading, let's hope I update soon.

HAPPY NEW YEAR ILY ALL!!! Bam Kats going nuts I'm face timing her right now lecturing her on how she never updates it's been a bit slow but hey, people have life's, anyways Kats complaining like hell!

EMI: the three stages of life

Three stages of life:

Birth
What the hell is this?
Death

Also what are you meant to do if a chipmunk comes flying through you window, lands on your bed and taps its foot expectantly while you have the last slice of pizza in the entire universe ?